I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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