Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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