He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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