I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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