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• (517): View more from Michigan

  careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.

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• (585): View more from New York

  It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment

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• (646): View more from New York

  He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby

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  your completely serious

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• (951): View more from California

  Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me

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• (207): View more from Maine

  If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you

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  Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers

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