Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think people are normalizing furries
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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