It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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