Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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