Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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