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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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