I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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