I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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