Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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