I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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