No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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