HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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