remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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