let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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