Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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