put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
