we're blogging at a bar
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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