Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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