I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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