On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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