This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize