I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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