whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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