Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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