remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I know her cup size but not her name....
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