Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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