whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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