Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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