its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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