If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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