Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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