Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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