So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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