fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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