It's just like the Real World with babies
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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