the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
