You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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