I need help removing her.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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