erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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