Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Your dad touched me again.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
