Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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