so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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