I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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