Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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