Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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