There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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