Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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