if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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