Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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