woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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