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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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