your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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