Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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