..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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