That's when you crack a 10am beer
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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