I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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