how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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