Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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