I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish you could order shots online.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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