she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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