Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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