If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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